Shallow thoughts of the week, episode 2

This week's selection:

1. To the senior partner I've been working for the past few days: I can see you've got hair plugs. They look obvious/awful/comical. In your attempt to look younger you have completely embarrassed yourself and lost my respect.

2. To the man in the elevator who started whistling at a baby as if she was a dog while her mother stood there trapped in horror: you should be sterilized.

3. If it rains one more day, I swear to god I'm going to shave my head. This frizz is wearing me down. Also, could the sun kindly return so that people stop poking me with their umbrellas. Seriously, people, did your mother not teach you that the "keep right" rule applies to pedestrians when umbrellas are out?

4. Must. Have. The iPhone 4.

Shallow thoughts of the week

I realized that my earlier post about Posh and Becks having their 4th was a rather shallow comment. However, since it is unlikely that I will stop having such shallow thoughts, and since I really have no intention of censoring myself, I thought why not embrace the shallowness?

And so, I present to you this weekly segment (which could easily be daily), titled "Shallow Thoughts of the Week".

This week saw some high traffic of shallow thoughts running through my mind. Here are some of the highlights:

•  I want to be pregnant again so that my acne will go away (as it had the previous two times).
• We were out for dinner the other night and beside us were 2 tables of people for someone's birthday party. It looked like a lot of them were family and a few friends. All of them were either horribly ugly, obese, or both. Cue shallow thought of "why do these ugly sub-humans get to spawn like vermin and I do not?"