Before you get all up in my face, let's be clear: I do not enjoy the never-ending stream of "Shit _____ say" memes flooding the interwebs. The first one was funny, and there may be some other good ones, but it's pretty annoying at this point.
Having said that... =)
Out of curiosity, I searched for "Shit Infertiles Say" and got zero hits*! Seriously? If I had the money, time, and directorial and filmmaking skills (Mo - maybe you could pitch in for those?), I would make a pretty great "Shit Infertiles Say" video!
So many ideas rushing through my head right now.
"I thought I was having early pregnancy cramps, but it was just that enchillada I had for lunch."
"Wow, they really do look like eggwhites!"
"I can't believe that crack whore is pushing a twin stroller. Not fair."
"I thought I was ovulating, but it was just that enchillada I had for lunch."
"Must. Stop. Eating. To Fill. Emotional. Void."
"I can't go to the party tonight, my ovaries are hyper-stimulated."
"I thought I was finally getting my period, but it was just that enchillada I had for lunch."
and the most comical/enraging of all...
*if someone already did make this meme and I was too dumb to find it, please correct me.
P.S. I would love to hear more ideas for this video. I think there's great potential here.