Sunday, February 20, 2011

Shallow thoughts of the week, episode 2

This week's selection:

1. To the senior partner I've been working for the past few days: I can see you've got hair plugs. They look obvious/awful/comical. In your attempt to look younger you have completely embarrassed yourself and lost my respect.

2. To the man in the elevator who started whistling at a baby as if she was a dog while her mother stood there trapped in horror: you should be sterilized.

3. If it rains one more day, I swear to god I'm going to shave my head. This frizz is wearing me down. Also, could the sun kindly return so that people stop poking me with their umbrellas. Seriously, people, did your mother not teach you that the "keep right" rule applies to pedestrians when umbrellas are out?

4. Must. Have. The iPhone 4.


  1. Ha-ha-ha!!! We had some snaps of warm weather, but for the past few days it has been very cold again (although sunny :) ). I love iPhone 4 and if you know any aps which interact with blogger, I am all ears.

  2. I don't have the iPhone 4 YET, so I'm not sure which apps are good, but as soon as I get my paws on one I will find out! All I know is that my love for Blackberry has come to an end, even though I would rather support a Canadian company. They're just not keeping up with what Apple can offer =(

  3. Hilarious! I love the hair plugs comment!

  4. I want an iPhone 4 too!! And they're sold out over here! I'm on a waiting list. seriously. SERIOUSLY. So, so, sad.