And so, I present to you this weekly segment (which could easily be daily), titled "Shallow Thoughts of the Week".
This week saw some high traffic of shallow thoughts running through my mind. Here are some of the highlights:
- I want to be pregnant again so that my acne will go away (as it had the previous two times).
- We were out for dinner the other night and beside us were 2 tables of people for someone's birthday party. It looked like a lot of them were family and a few friends. All of them were either horribly ugly, obese, or both. Cue shallow thought of "why do these ugly sub-humans get to spawn like vermin and I do not?"